i'm a tween

"generation y"

not a problem

"fixed by mix[ing]"

who's naughty?

"you deserve to be punished"

the 1 rule of quoting

"quote ON quote"

blanks

" ----- "

battle of the lawyers

"i hope"

please read my shirt

"even more stares gauranteed"

stroke my shirt ego

"i seriously reckon you might get many more stares than usual to your chest area"

everyone has facebook nowadays

"even my neighbor's chihuahua sent me a message"

my facebook wall is nonexistent

"sucks having a bare wall"